Q: Wait, is this the full menu?
A: Nope. Not even close. This is the appetizer before the appetizer before the actual meal. We're test-driving one part at a time before the big menu reveal.

Q: What are the hours?
A: We're open 11am to 3pm. That's lunch-ish. Brunch-adjacent. Definitely not dinner. (Yet.)

Q: I came last week and my hot dog looked different than this week. What gives?
A: We're still in test mode, baby. Think of this like a restaurant rehearsal. You're the lucky audience at the dress rehearsal... or the guinea pig, depending on how you look at it.

Q: When's the real grand opening?
A: June 18th-ish. Put it in your calendar. Pencil it in. Tattoo it on your thigh. Just know it's coming and it's gonna be good. Like... really good.

Q: Should I tell my friends to come now or wait?
A: Tell 'em to come now and later. Support early, brag later that you were here before it blew up.

Q: Are you still doing the "Buy One, Give One" thing?
A: Yes. Even in test mode, we're keeping our promise-every meal you buy helps feed someone in need or someone deserving. That's the heart of Something Good.

Q: Can I donate a meal even if I'm not ordering food?
A: Absolutely. You can pay it forward and donate meals any time. Whether it's in honor of someone, just because you're feeling generous, or because you're full but still want to be helpful-we'll make sure it gets to someone who needs it. Kindness is always on the menu.

Q: Who's running this place?
A: A motley crew of good people led by a guy who has the word "tattoo" tattooed on his arm. Some things will make sense. Some things won't. Honestly, we're just as confused as you-but the food slaps, so let's roll with it.

Q: Do the fries come with emotional support?
A: Absolutely. Every order is lightly seasoned with encouragement and sprinkled with just a dash of "you're doing amazing, sweetie."